Dad: “Why don’t you try going out with a couple girls? Have some fun and such.”
Me: “I don’t think you realize how many girls I can meet between working for you every day and living at home.”
Dad: “All I’m saying is you should go see some girls and not get so down about being by yourself.”
Me: “I’ll get right on that.”
Then I posted this on my tumblr instead.
You know you’re doing something right when three hentai blogs start following you overnight.
Unfitting 80’s music playing all day at work and I just found out something super depressing.
I feel like one of those girls who got dumped at the junior prom.
“There’s a candlelight I love, whose wick I cannot reach,
There’s a second that if I lit, her flame would burn too quickly.
So in this room of darkness, I strike my match with vigor,
Burning to my fingertips, this wax keeps getting colder.”